Getting here is part of the plan. The island has no working airport — the project was abandoned years ago — so everyone arrives by boat, usually from Samui in half an hour to an hour, landing at Thong Sala on the south-west coast or at Haad Rin. For a guest staying on Samui, the last public boats back leave in the early evening, so a sunset session on Phangan means a night on the island or a private speedboat. Inside the island, distance is measured in hills: the road to Thong Nai Pan is steep and winding, Bottle Beach is easiest by long-tail boat, and the frames worth having are often at the end of a track that is no place for a scooter in a dress. We plan the route in a car, and allow for it in the hours.
The island has two coasts and two crowds. The west — Srithanu, Haad Yao, Haad Salad, Mae Haad — faces the sunset and is where the yoga schools, cafés and long-stay creators live; this is where content, solo and portrait sessions are booked. The east and north — Thong Nai Pan, Haad Rin's Sunrise beach — face the morning. Haad Rin itself is two beaches on a narrow neck of land: Sunrise beach, where the Full Moon Party happens, and Sunset beach a few minutes' walk away on the other side. Between them, the north coast — Chaloklum, Malibu, Bottle Beach — is the island at its quietest, and its shallow, clear water is the reason many couples come over from Samui for the day rather than shooting at home.